Our website is trash and I want to cry [CLOSED]

About Us:

Food Certification. Very Boring Subject. https://paleofoundation.com

That's literally my face right now, though. I am waving to you. As you can sense, there is a bit of desperation behind those eyes. A person at the end of their rope on the brink of total destruction and despair from the challenges faced with the website in its current state.

WHAT WE DESPERATELY NEED:

1. Help.
2. Our website has many issues according to Moz.
3. Our SEO ranking is suffering

Our Values:

1. We value ownership of self, time, and job.
2. We can write #1 several different ways, but that's what it all boils down to.

About the Role:

1. You're the expert, we tell you the goal, and you tell us what your plan is.

Metrics:

1. You did not add more work for others in the organization.
2. You fixed the issues, found new issues, and fixed those too.
3. You criticize your boss openly and honestly. This is on the test.

Skills Required:

1. Typing (that's a joke)
2. Audit, Diagnose, Fix website issues that are reducing speed, responsiveness, and search rankings for the website
3. Adeptly able to handle other website-related tasks, as we are moving to a new site.
4. There will be an aptitude test of sorts.

Benefits:

1. PTO for holidays
2. PTO for holidays decreed “Company Holidays" (like Halloween)
3. PTO for birthdays